The Most Awesomest Toilets

The Most Awesomest Toilets

The Aquarium 

Nothing like a troubling of goldfish to put you at ease. Although it is somewhat ominous that a group of goldfish is called a "troubling".

The Ikea

In case you enjoy doing your business into Swedish coffee tables, here ya go.

The I Can’t Aim Properly

Just like the balloon game at the carnival

The Diddy

Bad Boys for Life Dawg.

The Game of Thrones

When your John has a candle holder..

The Time Capsule

So it disappears in the day, and emerges at night for drunk people. How long until some poor drunk gets trapped in that thing?

The Ice Box

It is the way of the Eskimo.

The Entrapment

This baby will scan the room with lasers, and automatically lift the cover for you. Now your wife will finally leave you the hell alone.

The Eternal Flame

For the environmentally conscious, and those that don’t mind the smell of burning feces in their home.

The Nagano

When the adrenaline kicks in, you’ll be ready to go.

The King Tut

Provides adequate space for your servants to kneel at your feet.

The Reverse Voyeur

You can see out, they can’t see in. Just know those rules have applied to the thousands of homeless people that used the thing before you.

The Swiss Army Knife

For when you don’t have a sink, or a towel rack, or a medicine cabinet. Of course if you don’t have those things, you probably can’t afford the $6,000 price tag.

The Raver

Because the rave doesn't have to stop in the bathroom! 

The Fine China

Dinner at Grandma’s will never seem the same.

The Insecurity Blanket

Damn right you’re impressed.